HAVE YOU EVER

I came across this questionnaire on Kim’s site http://spaces.msn.com/members/layitonme/ and thoroughly enjoyed it so I wanted to share it with you all as well.

HAVE YOU EVER….

(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar.
(x) smoked a joint
( ) crashed a friend’s …car
(x) stolen a …car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) been used
(x) failed someone
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent’s house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a …blind date
(x) lied to a …friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) seen someone die/dying
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone in person from the internet
( ) been moshing at a concert
(x) been in an abusive relationship (emotional abuse counts)
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been …lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school [both!] 
(x) used a fake id
(x) watched the sunset
(x) felt an earthquake  (more like a tremble)
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
( ) won a contest
(x) run a red light
(x) been suspended from school
( ) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
( ) been obsessed with Post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins (not a meal but a drinking under-age fine…LOL)
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(x) made prank phone calls when you were younger
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Clause
( ) been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in public
(x) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) had a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex’s clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel (not well I might add…LOL)
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn’t take a shower for a week
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house  
( ) are scared to watch scary movies
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(x) gone streaking
( ) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) been told you’re beautiful by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone (do fingers and toes count?  LOL)
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
( ) French-braided someone’s hair

 

Well there’s a few tidbits about me.  I’m sure there will be more to come soon.

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Chick Humor (Sorry guys…LOL)

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
 
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
 
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

 

"It depends," I replied.

 

"What does it say on your shirt?"

 

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

 

And they say blondes are dumb…

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A couple is lying in bed.

 

The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

 

The woman says, "I’ll miss you."

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"It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,"

 

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,

 

"honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

 

"Probably that I married you for money," she replied.

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He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly."

 

She said, "Well, you succeeded."

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He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

 

She said, "That’s a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

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He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

 

She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

 

A: A rumour

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A woman’s perfect breakfast:

 

* She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

* Her son is on the cover of the Weaties box.

* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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A Woman’s Prayer

 

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdome to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And paitience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,

I’ll beat him to death.

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